I was a lazy piece of shit...
...who had most conversations with my parents while still in bed.
Our family drank way too much soda...
...so we made the switch to Snapple and pretended that was healthier.
We had an uncle that refused to get with the times.
When my dad wasn't cleaning his car he 'happily' drove me everywhere.
But he hated my music.
I bought a DVD of a movie I wanted for MY mom's birthday.*
Because I thought I was hot shit (Especially after I PErfected wrapping my hair in a towel).
When I left for college my parents made me take that stupid 'husband' pillow.
But whatever they'd still pay for dinner when I went back home.
Which was great cause I ate like shit at school.
And I always kinda hated going back.
Cause no matter how cool 'the real world' was, I loved being home.
*I bought my mom Two Weeks Notice and The Ring.