Okay, so I wasn’t able to come up with any sex resolutions a few weeks ago. However, I was able to do the very serious task of sexifying your favorite slogans! I know, I know! Genius! Spectacular! Exactly what you needed! Not at all a waste of my time or yours! Enjoy.
Once You Pop The Fun Won’t Start For A Few More Years After You Figure Your Shit Out
Because Your Orgasm Is Worth It
Eat Fresh (Hygiene Is important)
I’m Loving It (It = Sex)
Just Do It (Even On Your Period)
It’s Finger Blastin’ Good
Have It Your Consensual Way
Good to the Last Drop Of Lube
America Runs on Fuckin
Threesomes! They’re Magically Delicious!
So Easy a Caveman Can Do It (And Did! That’s Why We’re Here!)
Snap, Crackle, Pop That Pussy