What is female snorting?
The question on everyone’s mind! Is it a laugh? Is it a chuckle? Is it a chortle?
Before I even get into what happens to the body when you snort, it’s important to realize what snorting is. Snorting is the inhale and exhalation of air from a laughing woman’s nose. It could be a gush or a trickle. It could be quiet or loud.
Why do we snort?
Humor is a big reason why we snort. Possibly the biggest reason of all!
The varying levels of joke may partially explain why some women experience dramatic snorts while others don’t. Some women may need a looong set-up, some women may need intense, hilarious punchline after punchline after punchline after punchline.
Does everyone snort?
Snorting still remains somewhat of an anomaly. Because of this, getting an exact number of how many women experience snorting isn’t easy. A 2005 study found that, out of 1000 women, 40% of them snort with a partner while a 2010 study of 1500 women found that percentage to be 25. To add to the mystery of snorting, what’s considered snorting can be anywhere from a quick, high-pitched snort to an extended deep snort. Everybody is different!
Can someone make themselves snort?
Absolutely! But just like not everyone can wink or tie a cherry stem into a knot with their tongue, don’t think something is wrong with you if you can’t right away.
Like anything else, practice makes perfect!
If you’re having trouble snorting on your own, try stimulating your funny bone by watching a funny movie or making goofy faces in the mirror. You could also try having a glass of wine or partaking in a little marijuana. Relying on our favorite substances can be a good starting place but don’t rely too much. The best and most important thing you can do is relax.
Does snorting make a relationship better?
Yes and no.
Some women say they don’t feel a difference when they snort but others say it’s the most powerful release they’ve ever experienced. On the contrary, others have reported that snorting actually ruined their relationship. Like anything else, it’s up to you!
Can you fake a snort?
Oh yeah. But try not to.
There’s no need to build anyone’s ego or set false expectations if a partner isn’t actually funny or making you laugh. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself dealing with someone who thinks they are totally hilarious but actually total duds.
If snorting is something important to you and your partners, don’t fake, communicate!
In summary?
You don’t have to snort for a relationship to be good but is it fun? Hell yeah! If you’re a snorter enjoy the ride! But if you’re not? Who cares! Happy laughing!