I haven't stole a tampon from my office bathroom in 9 months (and other end of year, pandemic victories worth celebrating)

I haven’t stole a tampon from my office’s bathroom in 9 months.

I danced like no one but my sleeping dog was watching.

I stopped doing stand-up comedy (for my health). 

I completed a sassy adult coloring book.

I extended my bedtime routine from 7 to 107 minutes.

I signed up for Duolingo and learned pertinent, Polish phrases like “A new fish.”

I finally got that message about my iCloud storage almost being full to go away…for 2 minutes. 

I reevaluated every aspect of my life on a daily basis.

I figured out how to play that cool sound from the movie Annihilation on my synthesizer.

I made a bundt cake. 

I wondered how a bundt pan was made.

 I discovered How It’s Made. 

I cured my dog’s separation anxiety while simultaneously developing my own.

I became celibate.

I watched Home Alone...3.

I spent a day pretending to be Olivia Colman pretending to be Queen Elizabeth II.

I signed up for a CBS All Access free trial.

I forgot to delete said trial.

I watched Picard.

Need more? Enjoy a video summary of my accomplishments here.

Happy new year!