I haven’t stole a tampon from my office’s bathroom in 9 months.
I danced like no one but my sleeping dog was watching.
I stopped doing stand-up comedy (for my health).
I completed a sassy adult coloring book.
I extended my bedtime routine from 7 to 107 minutes.
I signed up for Duolingo and learned pertinent, Polish phrases like “A new fish.”
I finally got that message about my iCloud storage almost being full to go away…for 2 minutes.
I reevaluated every aspect of my life on a daily basis.
I figured out how to play that cool sound from the movie Annihilation on my synthesizer.
I made a bundt cake.
I wondered how a bundt pan was made.
I discovered How It’s Made.
I cured my dog’s separation anxiety while simultaneously developing my own.
I became celibate.
I watched Home Alone...3.
I spent a day pretending to be Olivia Colman pretending to be Queen Elizabeth II.
I signed up for a CBS All Access free trial.
I forgot to delete said trial.
I watched Picard.
Need more? Enjoy a video summary of my accomplishments here.
Happy new year!